He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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