please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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