I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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