covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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