North Korea, Best Korea!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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