am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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