i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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