ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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