dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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