Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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