I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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