lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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