the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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