Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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