The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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