school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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