how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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