my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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