so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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