i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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