they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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