he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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