Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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