Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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