do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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