after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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