He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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