this boner is exhausting
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
pray to the hookup gods
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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