I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
tell me about the fingering
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