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I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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