i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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