having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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