So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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