Its about making memories worth repressing
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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