Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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