Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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