I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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