What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i drank out of a bidet.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
