my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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