There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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