you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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