And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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