margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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