So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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