it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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