so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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