that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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