I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
im on a boat
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