But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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