good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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